For what I have see "Interest and Desire varies much between each individual" the almighty GOD has given its people talents and abilities in a way that is sooo different between others that there is a saying goes "There is NO two people of the same" Thus no matter how you exertly search till the end of the globe, you wil NEVER found two people of the same.
The Earth is called the Biological Sphere where living things exist, those with life. In order for living things to survive, it has something called nature, (the nature of this and thAt), and for nature to work, they need balance. Balance is somthing achieved trough differences and variables coherently support each other. When there is something called Heat, there is such things as the "absence" of it which is the Cold. In a volcanic area, things which is cold, like ice, doesn't survive well do they? And in Artic, on the other hand, fire can't survive.
Another example, let say animal! These living creatures are created in such a way that they are different from each other, correct? Rabbit has a super hearing and strong legs that it can jump very high just like the kangoroos, on the other birds can not jump, do you see it legs? very thin, and they can't jump with such a thing can they? If we would to create a jumping competition and putting one rabbit and one bird to join the competition? or lets create a flying competition for them, who will win? See what I mean? Evryone is different, they serve their own purpose, in one competition other may look very strong and conquering while others are weak and useless, why? because it doesn't belong there okay?
What Im trying to say is in a society, there may exist individuals who look weaks, stupid, or useless. It is SIMPLY because they don't belong there! ( a Bird doesn't belong to a group of Rabbit, if you force their way in, they can't surivive ) This is logic! I am sure you understand well, okay lets put it in the life of University Student (The life Ive been going trough).
In high school, students are seperated into different paths, correct me if I am wrong, there are Science, Social, and Language/Literature. Why so? because different people has different type of abilities, simple right? But why the society always think that those science guys are better than social, or those social guys are better than the language guys? Like i said, without heat you can't have cold, without the Social guys Science can't live, and without Language the whole world can't even survive! I am a language type of myself, between social and science i choose science, simply because I don't like SOCIAL! If you SAY than all of this writings is for me to defend myself, of getting a constant PASS grade in Business, YES, I am not going to deny it.
I am NOT good in social or business, and I DONT care about any of those okay? If you force my way in. you can't, I am simply not THAT type, I am a jumping type, not a fly type. I only get to business because my Father wants me to, as for Science which i prefer more, still I can't do very well in science. This writing is also dedicated to ALL of YOU GUYS out there in the university who felt like you path isn't yours, don't be down on yourself, you just don;t belong there, it doesn't mean you are stupid or what, I am SURE that YOU guys are such a smartass, its just you guys need to figure out which path suits you.. that's all.. For my friends who failed subjects, don't even think about stupid or useless! Stumbled? GET UP!, future long awaits you, you will be GREAT someday with something else, TRUST me, I know you will...
As for my friend, i am not judging, who always differentiate people and saying oh that one is smart, ow this one is not. Or simply saying "You know, my friend has passed his advanced science subject (whatever) with high mark" and simply saying that failing a Business Subject or getting a Pass out of it is just BAD. Screw them! Your friend HAS FOUND his path, and he did well on them, good for him and congratulations. But you are simply thinking that all of us humans are the SAME, and base on the the perceptions that humans are all the same you just pointing out which one is bad which one is good which one is smart which one is stupid, and bla bla bla bla. Phew.. GoD bless you deh ya.. im not going to say things any further.
Can we accept differences? can we really? NO we can't, and in fact, how the hell such a discrimination, perception, and prejudice exist? yeah its because people just can't accept differences. I'm tired, I am getting some sleep and thinking of way to persuade my Father for him allowing me to switch major.. wakakakakaak ok See You guys in the next post.. Ganbatte! Jia Yo... waakak GBU
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Ghost Tour - Singapore 2 Dec' 06
Ok, basically here at Singapore i'm doing my undergrad' degree in business marketing, currently i have come to the last semester with 4 year three subjects and one of them is "Tourism Marketing" which basically studies how to market tourism product in a particular country. On the subject we are given 2 assignments requiring us to create some sort of business plan for an existing tourism company, the plan is supposed to enhance their business. Why? well i think because they don't do very well, simple as that.
Ok, the first company is called API ( Asian Paranormal Investigator ), we are now supposed to act as a business consultant to the company, and first step is to understand what is the business? right? OK, then on 2 Dec, we 33 people as I counted excluded the API guys gathered, time was showing 7pm so that by the time we start the tour its already dark and things gone more than anything u call morbid stuffs. =.="
First StOP - Ten Courts of Hell, HawPar Villa, Westcoast area of Singapore. Hmm.. I don't like this. We went into a large cave, cunningly shaped into a Hell Courts, the entrance door was a huge red gate guided by two warrior, one on each side. One was bull-head, one was cow-head? I cant recall... The inside was a relics in 3D shape showing 10 different level of hell courts, in each, spirits (dead-people) are tortured accordingly to their sins when finally at the end they are to cross a long bridge and meet a granny, here she will give the spirits a cup of forgotten tea before they enter a wheel of reincarnation. There are 6 different level of life forms, and if a person did well on their past life they will be reincarnated into something better, and if they did terrible things than they will be reincarnated into something lower.
I try to recall what are the 6 levels. The lowest are very small living creatures like micro-animals, above are small animals like rats, worms which is yucky2. Above that, is sea creatures and mammals. The fourth level is noble animals that live closely together with humans like dogs, monkey, cats, birds, etc. On the fifth level are humans, but those considered slaves, poors, uneducated, and so on. On the top are humans such as noble, gallants, warriors, scholars, and all that. so yeah and so on. wakakakaka... These are taoist thought. I think...
SeCond StoP - Malaysia Cemetery , I cant remember the name, it was very small and located below a HDB building, there was two tombs catched our attentions, which the tour guide later on told stories of. In the middle was Princess _____ 's tomb, I can;t remember her name, she was the descendants of Sultan_____ (can;t remember as well) and suprisingly heard this Sultan was the person who signed the contract with Raffles when he handed over Singapore. The second tomb was, the Sultan's! but the tomb was very small and it looks that no one even care to look after. Thus one conclusion, whoever was inside, the names wasn't belong to them.. But where are the real one? no one knows, so MAYBE the person inside the tomb really are them! hmmmm... who knows? heheehehe...
ThiRd StOP - Abandoned HouSes in Orchad This was more historical bases haunted house, so there was this Eurasian lady, Mary Van Ick in 1960's (not so long ago) owned 3 houses built closely to each other. One was the one she lives in with her family, one made hostels and rent to people, last one i can;t remember. However, later on due to dispute on family heritance the houses wasn;t taken care of and after she died no one ever take care. Then the reason why the house was abandoned is because they are venued in the middle of the road that is used (until now) as a shortcut by the residents of Condominium resides on the back of the houses, Grange Heights. heard of it? if u know where it is then perhaps u can spot these houses. So things went very complicated.
We went trough the abandoned house, it was big and very pretty, very beautifully done and artistic design that i guess not from asia. Nothing much really. things are very much broken and ruined it wont stand any longer than i say... 5 years? hehe...
Fourth StoP - Chinese Cemetery (pleasant) Now the area are called "pleasant" I dont know why. but the cemetery was pretty BIG and OLD, i say looked more like a jungle than a cemetery. It was built on early 1817, and used to be called Ka Fei Shan, or Coffee Hill. Back in its early days it was one of the first chinese cemetery built on the era of 2nd generation of Singapore (1800's) the story is there was this girl that lives in a very devastated life, but she was pretty tough and live the life in a very fortitude way, she becomed slaved to the coffee yard in the area, and helped the villagers grew decent coffee. However, the villagers always hated her for no reason until in her teenage age she was sexually abused and killed. She then cursed the land, that this land will never grow any coffee and the "word" coffee is never to be verbally used by anyone. True enough later years the land didn't grow any coffee and the soil lost its fertility. Villagers who said "coffee" were passing away one by one. I don't know how it lead to cemetery haha...
That's the background, okay what we did was visiting a tomb of a chinese opera girl back on her glorious day 1950's she was very famous. Why she was buried in such a remote area? She fell in love with a guy, apparently she was having her baby when she knew that the man has already married. Thus she couldn't;t go to any medical clinics or hospitals. She had to go to a private clinic, she was delivering her baby when she died, poor girl, in the tomb there was two little statue of eagle guarding. We then went to call spirits or whatever by pulling chain or whatever... it was scary enough that I wasn;t looking to any of that... phew...
Hey! I need to go to the toilet!! This tour pissed me off, 5 hours nonstop and never gave us d chance to visit any toilet, the only toilet was in hawpar villa. However, the tour guide said its Haunted! OMG!! i need to peeeee u f*! lol! sumimasen...
FifTh sToP - Punggol White House, Punggol is one of the Singapore end, if you see the MRT line this is the far end of the Purple Line. Basically when you alight on the station, u can see a large greenies area and a big white house in the middle. The house stands solely in the middle without anything else surrounds. It was built on early 70's i think, and purposely to be a center glamor building to the to-be luxury estates, but the construction never took place. Yeah, people went there often to check this and that, and they spotted ghosts and spirit such as long haired girl and a vague image of skull on the wall. wakakakaa...
(aduh cape gw nulisnya)
LasT StOP - Another Cemetery this is the oldest cemetery ever, one of the first ever built. And all the dead corpse laid inside tombs here are the very first inhabitants of Singapore. They were coming from all over China and India, left their family on China and India, they had no one here. Thus they are buried in such a way that no one taken care off, I was about getting ready on the entrance, guess what the tour guide said "One of the tomb was guarded by a man and a dog, careful with the dog and...."
I'm a dog phobic, and for one thing how can a dog live alone in a dark place such as jungle cemetery all of his life be such nicely tamed?? huh? no way man!! I'm not going... gyahahahaha... so yeah... I didn't ventured in and I don;t know what inside... bwaaakkakakaka...
At last, the time was showing later than 12pm everyone was exhausted when the tour guide were saying thanks and bye2 haha... They left us at 24hours foodcourt in Newton area when we had our supper there before each going to their own home. Remember folks, all of the places we visited were in absolute darkness, even the cave of hell was also dark, so we can only bring small torch light. I wish i had a skytorch like batman so I can light up the whole place ^^ Are you guys any interested in this so called urban legend tour?? If u visit or in anycase stays in Singapore u can visit the website www.api.sg and dig up more information... GBU ALL!.. byeee22
Ok, the first company is called API ( Asian Paranormal Investigator ), we are now supposed to act as a business consultant to the company, and first step is to understand what is the business? right? OK, then on 2 Dec, we 33 people as I counted excluded the API guys gathered, time was showing 7pm so that by the time we start the tour its already dark and things gone more than anything u call morbid stuffs. =.="
First StOP - Ten Courts of Hell, HawPar Villa, Westcoast area of Singapore. Hmm.. I don't like this. We went into a large cave, cunningly shaped into a Hell Courts, the entrance door was a huge red gate guided by two warrior, one on each side. One was bull-head, one was cow-head? I cant recall... The inside was a relics in 3D shape showing 10 different level of hell courts, in each, spirits (dead-people) are tortured accordingly to their sins when finally at the end they are to cross a long bridge and meet a granny, here she will give the spirits a cup of forgotten tea before they enter a wheel of reincarnation. There are 6 different level of life forms, and if a person did well on their past life they will be reincarnated into something better, and if they did terrible things than they will be reincarnated into something lower.
I try to recall what are the 6 levels. The lowest are very small living creatures like micro-animals, above are small animals like rats, worms which is yucky2. Above that, is sea creatures and mammals. The fourth level is noble animals that live closely together with humans like dogs, monkey, cats, birds, etc. On the fifth level are humans, but those considered slaves, poors, uneducated, and so on. On the top are humans such as noble, gallants, warriors, scholars, and all that. so yeah and so on. wakakakaka... These are taoist thought. I think...
SeCond StoP - Malaysia Cemetery , I cant remember the name, it was very small and located below a HDB building, there was two tombs catched our attentions, which the tour guide later on told stories of. In the middle was Princess _____ 's tomb, I can;t remember her name, she was the descendants of Sultan_____ (can;t remember as well) and suprisingly heard this Sultan was the person who signed the contract with Raffles when he handed over Singapore. The second tomb was, the Sultan's! but the tomb was very small and it looks that no one even care to look after. Thus one conclusion, whoever was inside, the names wasn't belong to them.. But where are the real one? no one knows, so MAYBE the person inside the tomb really are them! hmmmm... who knows? heheehehe...
ThiRd StOP - Abandoned HouSes in Orchad This was more historical bases haunted house, so there was this Eurasian lady, Mary Van Ick in 1960's (not so long ago) owned 3 houses built closely to each other. One was the one she lives in with her family, one made hostels and rent to people, last one i can;t remember. However, later on due to dispute on family heritance the houses wasn;t taken care of and after she died no one ever take care. Then the reason why the house was abandoned is because they are venued in the middle of the road that is used (until now) as a shortcut by the residents of Condominium resides on the back of the houses, Grange Heights. heard of it? if u know where it is then perhaps u can spot these houses. So things went very complicated.
We went trough the abandoned house, it was big and very pretty, very beautifully done and artistic design that i guess not from asia. Nothing much really. things are very much broken and ruined it wont stand any longer than i say... 5 years? hehe...
Fourth StoP - Chinese Cemetery (pleasant) Now the area are called "pleasant" I dont know why. but the cemetery was pretty BIG and OLD, i say looked more like a jungle than a cemetery. It was built on early 1817, and used to be called Ka Fei Shan, or Coffee Hill. Back in its early days it was one of the first chinese cemetery built on the era of 2nd generation of Singapore (1800's) the story is there was this girl that lives in a very devastated life, but she was pretty tough and live the life in a very fortitude way, she becomed slaved to the coffee yard in the area, and helped the villagers grew decent coffee. However, the villagers always hated her for no reason until in her teenage age she was sexually abused and killed. She then cursed the land, that this land will never grow any coffee and the "word" coffee is never to be verbally used by anyone. True enough later years the land didn't grow any coffee and the soil lost its fertility. Villagers who said "coffee" were passing away one by one. I don't know how it lead to cemetery haha...
That's the background, okay what we did was visiting a tomb of a chinese opera girl back on her glorious day 1950's she was very famous. Why she was buried in such a remote area? She fell in love with a guy, apparently she was having her baby when she knew that the man has already married. Thus she couldn't;t go to any medical clinics or hospitals. She had to go to a private clinic, she was delivering her baby when she died, poor girl, in the tomb there was two little statue of eagle guarding. We then went to call spirits or whatever by pulling chain or whatever... it was scary enough that I wasn;t looking to any of that... phew...
Hey! I need to go to the toilet!! This tour pissed me off, 5 hours nonstop and never gave us d chance to visit any toilet, the only toilet was in hawpar villa. However, the tour guide said its Haunted! OMG!! i need to peeeee u f*! lol! sumimasen...
FifTh sToP - Punggol White House, Punggol is one of the Singapore end, if you see the MRT line this is the far end of the Purple Line. Basically when you alight on the station, u can see a large greenies area and a big white house in the middle. The house stands solely in the middle without anything else surrounds. It was built on early 70's i think, and purposely to be a center glamor building to the to-be luxury estates, but the construction never took place. Yeah, people went there often to check this and that, and they spotted ghosts and spirit such as long haired girl and a vague image of skull on the wall. wakakakaa...
(aduh cape gw nulisnya)
LasT StOP - Another Cemetery this is the oldest cemetery ever, one of the first ever built. And all the dead corpse laid inside tombs here are the very first inhabitants of Singapore. They were coming from all over China and India, left their family on China and India, they had no one here. Thus they are buried in such a way that no one taken care off, I was about getting ready on the entrance, guess what the tour guide said "One of the tomb was guarded by a man and a dog, careful with the dog and...."
I'm a dog phobic, and for one thing how can a dog live alone in a dark place such as jungle cemetery all of his life be such nicely tamed?? huh? no way man!! I'm not going... gyahahahaha... so yeah... I didn't ventured in and I don;t know what inside... bwaaakkakakaka...
At last, the time was showing later than 12pm everyone was exhausted when the tour guide were saying thanks and bye2 haha... They left us at 24hours foodcourt in Newton area when we had our supper there before each going to their own home. Remember folks, all of the places we visited were in absolute darkness, even the cave of hell was also dark, so we can only bring small torch light. I wish i had a skytorch like batman so I can light up the whole place ^^ Are you guys any interested in this so called urban legend tour?? If u visit or in anycase stays in Singapore u can visit the website www.api.sg and dig up more information... GBU ALL!.. byeee22
7 (Tujuh) Penyakit Kronis Wanita (Gyahahaha)
Berdasarkan sebuah survey, beberapa penyakit yang sering dan biasanya dialami oleh wanita ...
1. Nangisuitis.
Akibat : terlalu sensitif, disakitin cowok.
Gejala : bibir cemberut, mata kedap-kedip, sesenggukan.
Efek samping : mata bengkak, saputangan banjir, hidung meler,bawaannya ngurung diri atau terkena penyakit curhatitis A.
Obat : dengan obat Tegaridol, dan OBH (Obat Berhati Hamba).
2. Curhatitis
Akibat : overdosis penyakit Nangisuitis.
Gejala : pengen nyerocos ke best friend.
Efek samping : rahasia orang bisa bocor, terkena Nangisuitis, Penyakit ini bisa diarahkan positif jika ia ber-cuhatitis-nya ke orang yang tepat, apalagi sama Tuhan.
Obat : Perhatianicilin diminum setiap jam.
3. Shooping Syndrome
Akibat : lapar mata.
Gejala : pengen jalan ke mall melulu, mata melotot.
Efek samping : lidah ngiler, mulut nganga, dompet jadi tipis. Jika sudah masuk stadium 4 (parah banget) dompet cowoknya ikutan tipis.
Obat : Coba minum hematcold atau tablet PD (Pengendalian Diri).
4. Cerewetisme
Akibat : Mulut gatal pengen ngomong terus.
Gejala : Lebih parah dari Curhatitis B, tidak mengandung titik koma alias Nyrocos. .. cos ... cosss ...
Efek samping : ludah muncrat, telinga tetangga budek, dada cowoknya bisa jadi lebih halus karena sering mengelus.
Obat : Lebih cepat makan pil banyakdengaramex dan minum tablet bicara lebih diperlambatikum.
5. Lamanian Dandanitositis
Akibat : Tidak PeDe dengan penampilan.
Gejala : Pengennya diem depan cermin. Tangan kiri gatel-gatel pengen pegang sisiran, tangan kanan kram-kram pengen teplok-teplok pipi pake bedak.
Efek samping : menor, telat, cowoknya berkarat, nggak kebagian makanan.
Obat : Minum segera Sari Bawak (Bagi Waktu) dan Taperi (tambah percaya diri). Buat cowoknya minum Toleransikipil 230 sendok sehari sesudah dan sebelum mandi.
6. Cemburunotomy
Akibat : cowoknya deket ama cewek lain.
Gejala muka lonjong, tangan mengepal, alis menukik, gigi gemeretak.
Efek samping : terkena penyakit Ngambekilation, rambut cowoknya bisa abiz dijambaki.
Obat : Coba cegah dengan obat sirup prasangkabaik tiga sendok sehari, Pil pengertianlayaw dan tablet Selidikidahulu.
7. Ngambekilation
Akibat : terkena Cemburunotomy, cowoknya tidak bisa penuhi keinginannya.
Gejala : Senang mojok di sudut ruangan, nyuekin cowoknya, kadang bisa Nangisuitis juga.
Obat : Kapsul Hadiahcincinmasilin, tablet Sabaron dan Rersyukurinis
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Joke of the day - Wawancara paling Menjengkelkan (very funny)
Seorang mahasiswa sedang mengadakan studi lapangan dan mewawancarai seorang peternak ayam.
Mahasiswa: "Makanan apa yang Bapak berikan untuk ayam-ayam Bapak?".
Peternak: "Yang mana dik, yang putih atau yang hitam?"
Mahasiswa: "Yang putih."
Peternak: "Campuran dedak,jagung dan beberapa bahan lainnya."
Mahasiswa: "Kalau yang hitam?"
Peternak: "Yang hitam juga ..."
Mahasiswa: "Berapa banyak makanan mereka per hari?"
Peternak: "Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?"
Mahasiswa: "Yang putih..."
Peternak: "Kurang lebih 2 ons per ekor per hari."
Mahasiswa: "Kalau yang hitam?"
Peternak: "Yang hitam juga ..."
Mahasiswa: "Berapa telur yang dihasilkan per tahun?"
Peternak: "Yang mana, putih atau hitam?"
Mahasiswa : "Yang putih..."
Peternak: "Rata-rata 250 butir per tahun per ekor."
Mahasiswa: "Kalau yang hitam..??"
Peternak: "Yang hitam juga."
Mahasiswa: "Maaf Pak, kenapa sih Bapak selalu menanyakan yang putih atau hitam, padahal jawabannya selalu sama?"
Peternak: "Tentu saya harus membedakannya, karena yang putih itu milik saya sendiri."
Mahasiswa: "Ooo..begitu, kalau yang hitam?"
Peternak: "Yang hitam juga."
WE ARE BLESSED!
If you woke up this morningwith more health than illness,you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week.
If you have never experiencedthe danger of battle,the loneliness of imprisonment,the agony of torture orthe pangs of starvation,you are ahead of 20 million peoplearound the world.
If you attend a church meetingwithout fear of harassment,arrest, torture, or death,you are more blessed than almostthree billion people in the world.
If you have food in your refrigerator,clothes on your back, a roof overYour head and a place to sleep,You are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank,In your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you are amongThe top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If your parents are still married and alive,You are very rare,Especially in the United States.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful,You are blessed because the majority can,But most do not.
If you can hold someone's hand, hug them Or even touch them on the shoulder,You are blessed because you can Offer God's healing touch.
If you can read this message,you are more blessed than over two billion people in the worldthat cannot read anything at all.
You are so blessed in a way that you may never know, If you are feeling blessed, repay the blessing bestwed unto you and something for others. A blessing should not be kept, if you are a recipient of a blessing pass them and make them work for others by being the source of blessing to other people. Again, to all my friends and my family with hug and kisses =P thx so much for such a blessing you've become for others and for me =P GBU ALL!!
CONVERSATION ABOUT GOD ( ENGLISH )
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof. : So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof. : Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof. : Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof. : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof. : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God...
Prof. : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes
Prof. : So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof. : Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof. : So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof. : Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof. : Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof. : Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof. : Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof. : Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof. : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof. : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof. : Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But, if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's calleddarkness,isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness, darker, wouldn't you?
Prof. : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof. : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewingthe concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death, as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved (Student is from a monkey)?
Prof. : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realise where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here, who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So,according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol,science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof. : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir. The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
Probably most of you guys, have read thiz somewhere between e-mail, FS, bulletins, and blogs. This was sent as an e-mail last year, haha just kept it in hard disk and never open.... Hope u learn some lesson. GBU!!
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof. : So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof. : Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof. : Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof. : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof. : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God...
Prof. : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes
Prof. : So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof. : Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof. : So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof. : Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof. : Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof. : Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof. : Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof. : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof. : Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof. : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof. : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof. : Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But, if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's calleddarkness,isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness, darker, wouldn't you?
Prof. : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof. : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewingthe concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death, as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved (Student is from a monkey)?
Prof. : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realise where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here, who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So,according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol,science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof. : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir. The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
Probably most of you guys, have read thiz somewhere between e-mail, FS, bulletins, and blogs. This was sent as an e-mail last year, haha just kept it in hard disk and never open.... Hope u learn some lesson. GBU!!
~Becanda~
"Hey, its only a joke!"
"Hey, it was a prank ok?"
How many of us, likes to joke around? telling jokes, making pranks, sometimes is funny and can bring joy to people around you.. yeah? Becanda, itu adalah hal yg sangat wajar, lucu, dan perlu.. banyak sekali dari kita yg menganggap seeorang tidak seru ato tidak wajar kalo dia terlalu serius dan tdk bisa di ajak becanda..
Tetapi sering kali apa yg kita "candakan" itu tidak berkenan dihati orang.. bukan karena dia TidAk bisa di ajak becanda... tapi itu karena perkataan KiTA lah yg sudah kelewatan sampe menyakiti hati. Berapa banyak kasus yg telah terjadi hanya gara2 "guyon"? Once, i read a story, of a young man of 14 shot a machine gun randomly inside a classroom, killed most of his friends and teacher..... as the investigation, they found a very simple reason of him doing such a cruelty, "prank". This is an extreme example... cm gini deh liatnya... kalian... kalian sendiri... berapa byk dari kalian yg pernah di sakiti oleh "guyon" temen2 kalian??
Saya sendiri adalah org yg 'fun', hahaha I like to jokes around, fool around, mess around just to make people laugh.. yeah I do.. gw suka sekali konyol2 di dpn temen2... BUT, now as times goes by... I started to examine faces.. muka2 dan raut2 wajah yg menunjukkan ketidak berkenanan hati... ketidak sukaan... tersinggung dsb.. lama laun saya mulai menyadari... apa yg seharusnya saya katakan dan apa yg TIDAK blh saya katakan... Saya mulai belajar untuk bercanda secara objectives dan tidak menyakiti hati org... Satu hal yg di anggap A sangat lucu... mgkn di anggep sangat menyinggung oleh B... jadi kita harus selktif...
Betul ga? Mulut adalah senjata... "it takes yeaarss to make fren, but it only takes 1 min to destry one" (hiperbolic) cm kadang bener... Hahaha... buat temen2ku... esp yg di Singapore.. kl gw suka becanda2.. dan kelewatan maapin yee... gw g maksud... cm kadang gw emang rada2.. uahuahuahiauhaiuh ok! CU di next PoSt GBU ALL!!
"Hey, it was a prank ok?"
How many of us, likes to joke around? telling jokes, making pranks, sometimes is funny and can bring joy to people around you.. yeah? Becanda, itu adalah hal yg sangat wajar, lucu, dan perlu.. banyak sekali dari kita yg menganggap seeorang tidak seru ato tidak wajar kalo dia terlalu serius dan tdk bisa di ajak becanda..
Tetapi sering kali apa yg kita "candakan" itu tidak berkenan dihati orang.. bukan karena dia TidAk bisa di ajak becanda... tapi itu karena perkataan KiTA lah yg sudah kelewatan sampe menyakiti hati. Berapa banyak kasus yg telah terjadi hanya gara2 "guyon"? Once, i read a story, of a young man of 14 shot a machine gun randomly inside a classroom, killed most of his friends and teacher..... as the investigation, they found a very simple reason of him doing such a cruelty, "prank". This is an extreme example... cm gini deh liatnya... kalian... kalian sendiri... berapa byk dari kalian yg pernah di sakiti oleh "guyon" temen2 kalian??
Saya sendiri adalah org yg 'fun', hahaha I like to jokes around, fool around, mess around just to make people laugh.. yeah I do.. gw suka sekali konyol2 di dpn temen2... BUT, now as times goes by... I started to examine faces.. muka2 dan raut2 wajah yg menunjukkan ketidak berkenanan hati... ketidak sukaan... tersinggung dsb.. lama laun saya mulai menyadari... apa yg seharusnya saya katakan dan apa yg TIDAK blh saya katakan... Saya mulai belajar untuk bercanda secara objectives dan tidak menyakiti hati org... Satu hal yg di anggap A sangat lucu... mgkn di anggep sangat menyinggung oleh B... jadi kita harus selktif...
Betul ga? Mulut adalah senjata... "it takes yeaarss to make fren, but it only takes 1 min to destry one" (hiperbolic) cm kadang bener... Hahaha... buat temen2ku... esp yg di Singapore.. kl gw suka becanda2.. dan kelewatan maapin yee... gw g maksud... cm kadang gw emang rada2.. uahuahuahiauhaiuh ok! CU di next PoSt GBU ALL!!
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